Why You Shouldn't Procrastinate

Ok, so of course this had to happen... I meet Miranda Kerr on Saturday and can't wait to blog about it.  I've already picked out the photos I want to use.  I come home late, feel tired after all the shopping I did and decide not to post that night.

On Sunday I go out to do even MORE shopping (honestly, how much does one need to shop before finally getting bored of it? A lot, apparently)!  Get home late, decide I'm too tired to write a post and fall asleep early, thinking I'll have all day on Monday to work on it.

Nope.  Monday comes by and all day long I'm dealing with a very cranky 3yr  old who refuses to do a poo.  He's in such bad shape he can barely walk.  I spend all day comforting him and trying to coax him to just let his poo out.  It doesn't happen until just before dinnertime.  He's happy to play, but  now I've gotta make dinner, clean up, have a shower then get the kids ready for bed.  I decide that once they're in bed I'll work on my post.

Of course, once we're all in bed, I'm feeling very tired and decide to relax by watching a movie on TV.  And, yes, I end up falling asleep even though I had planned to write my post after the movie.

Today: Tuesday morning.  Feeling very motivated to finally work on my post.  Laptop gets switched on.  FireFox loading.  Type in blogger.com... And there we have it.  A suspension notice from my internet service provider.  Apparently, the bill hasn't been paid for two months now... (I just always put the bills aside with the intention to pay it... later!)

So there we have it.  The reason why you shouldn't procrastinate.  It's a lot like masturbating, in the end you're only fucking yourself.*

(*Quote I found on the internet)